There is no doubt that airport security is getting weirder and weirder these days. We could sit and debate all of its flaws and hypocrisies like why it's okay to bring aboard unlimited amounts of K-Y Jelly or say a pair of knitting needles, but not 3.5 ounces of SPF 30 sunscreen. Or we could talk about how awesome it is to get off a long-haul and let loose on Ms. Pac-man. That's right--the next time you're flying into JFK Terminal 8, save a couple quarters and energize yourself while everyone else is going numb at baggage claim. The consoles are all over the place. They even have The Fast and the Furious, Galaga and Cruis'n Exotica -- where you can be a martian, a baby or even a cowboy driver. Watch out for the stiff joysticks, in which case the giant tube of K-Y in your carry-on might help.